Subject: Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in there?
Ok. We've watched the show.
Due to a slight issue with your constitution and electoral college system, you seem to have a problem.
The rest of the world.
It seems like you've missed the point.
We have universal health care and... Oh we don't need to go on. It's all there.
In policies similar to, but not far enough, Bernie.
We have to ask:
What The Fork Are You Doing?
You have to choose between two megalomaniacs?
One will get to the oval office and spin the chair around whooping "I did it! WooHoo!".
And the other will ask where the cameras and lights are for the upcoming series:
- Apprentice: Dept of Justice
- Apprentice: Supreme court
Time to grow up.
Please stop this.
It's just silly.