Monday, 8 December 2014

"Minecraft Colada" Parody of Escape (The Piña Colada Song)"

I was gaming with my lady, been on our console too long.
Replaying all those old missions, felt just like donkey kong
So while she installed some patches, I browsed a forum instead
And in a thread about questing, there was this post that I read...

[chorus]
If you like mining for diamonds and hunting sheep in the rain
If you'll forge your own armour and you'll eat zombie brains
If you kill endermen at midnight... and you wear a cool cape
I've the game that you've looked for... play minecraft and escape

I didn't show it my lady, I know that sounds kind of mean...
But she seemed happy with the console, I didn't want to break up her routine
And so i logged into the forum, and hit reply on the post.
I wanted to try this new game, was even willing to host.

[chorus]
Yes I like mining or diamonds, and hunting sheep in the rain
Zombies, skelons, and spiders... all of these will be slain
I've got to log in by tomorrow night, for a gaming escape
We'll use a mod pack from yogscast, while it's still up to date.

And so I spawned on the server, and started punching a tree
I saw my new gaming partner... as she killed squids in the sea
It was my own gaming lady and she said, "Aw, it's you."
Then as she put down a workbench, she said "I never knew."

[chorus]
That you like mining for diamonds and hunting sheep in the rain
And the crafting of armour, and the farming of grains.
if you kill endermen at midnight... and you wear a cool cape
Your the player I've looked for... play with me and escape

[chorus]
If you like mining for diamonds and hunting sheep in the rain
If you'll forge your own armour and you'll eat zombie brains
if you kill endermen at midnight... and you wear a cool cape
I've the game that you've looked for... play minecraft and escape

[chorus]
Yes I like mining or diamonds, and hunting sheep in the rain
Zombies, skelons, and spiders... all of these will be slain
I've got to log in by tomorrow night, for a gaming escape

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