Friday, 23 March 2012

Mambo Number 5 for Programmers - Rebuild Number 5


(Sung to Mambo #5)

1… 2… 3,4,5
Everybody in the team said to put it live
To the big server that we host on
The boys say they want the latest build
But I think there's a problem

With the code that we wrote last week
I think it's a loop or a memory leak...

We fixed dependencies, comments, var names and indents
But now I think about it, some testing would have made sense.

So what can I do I really beg you my lord
Cause re-coding is just like a sport

Anything I have have coded let me dump it
And please let me rebuild it

A little bit of coding in my life
A little bit of hacking on the side
A little bit of debugging is all it needs
A little bit of open source keeps it free
A little bit of Java thanks to sun
A little bit of shell script helps it run
A little bit of tuning while it ran
A little bit of joy spread across the LAN

The site is Up and Down, the home page isn't found
Through your hands in the air, stamp your feet on the ground

Take the javascript out and clear the css height
Shut your browser down and try to load the site

Hit refresh once and clear the cache out twice
And if it still wont load then we're working all night

A little bit of coding in my life
A little bit of hacking on the side
A little bit of debugging all it needs
A little bit of open source keeps it free
A little bit of Java thanks to sun
A little bit of shell script helps it run
A little bit of tuning while it ran
A little bit of joy spread across the LAN

Dump it, rebuild it!
Rebuild number 5

A little bit of coding in my life
A little bit of hacking on the side
A little bit of debugging all it needs
A little bit of open source keeps it free
A little bit of Java thanks to sun
A little bit of shell script helps it run
A little bit of tuning while it ran
A little bit of joy spread across the LAN

I'll do
All to
Fix my code so it works for you
Don't try yet to load the site, one more build and we'll have it right

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