Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Movie Review: "Mission Impossible Ghost Protocol"

Mission Fricking-Stupid-Frickin-improbable.

I now understand why Nick Frost wasn't included but Simon Pegg was.
Because at every point in the plot Nick would have said:
"This Is Pure Bollocks"
And rightly so. This movie was simply a movie to have Tom Cruise prance about doing impossible, no... Improbable things. Had Nick Frost been involved then Thompson and Thompson would have stolen the movie. Easy given Cruises abysmal performance.

Impossible is so right. Ghost is right. It's abysmal at the most fundamental level. I walked away after 2/3rds of the movie and felt nothing.

Arse gravy. Bollocks.

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