Sie haben Fledermäuse in Ihrem Glockenturm! Or... How to write Perl and C++

Just been trading insults about various programming languages with Ben.
In various languages.

What?
It's fun I tell you.

So he said that to write C++ you have to have bats in your belfry.
In German. Hence the title of this post.

So I said that writing Perl is having an epileptic cat on the keyboard and adding comments to explain it.
In English.
I could have done it in another language, but I was clearly drunk. 
I tried russian but fell about laughing and was unable to respond.

His response...

esset operari

It's latin. "But it would work"

LMFAO