Saturday, 11 August 2012
How to make up your own movie names like the SyFy channel
Think I've figured out how SfFy original movies are thought up.
Pick one or two items from this list:
Zombie Shark Snake Anaconda Croc
Gator Beast Octopus Swarm Beast
Raptor Boa Piranha Spider Python
Alien Mosquito Moth Worm Giant
(If you pick two, you must separate them with 'vs')
Now pick a place they come from:
Triassic Sea Swamp Island Planet
Ice Mountain Mongolia Earth
And prefix at least one them with one of these:
Dino Super Mega Franken Two-Headed
Killer Frost Annihilation
Maybe suffix one with "man" or "roid" or "death".
And perhaps addd some extra flavour:
Apocalypse Twister Storm
So. Here are some suggestions for original movies:
Two-Headed Shark DinoCroc vs SuperGator
Alien Apocalypse Boa vs Python
SharkMan Ice Spiders
Ice Twisters Killer Mountain
MegaPython vs Gatoroid Mega Snake
Mongolian Death Worm MothMan
Planet Raptor Raptor Island
Sea Beast Shark Swarm
SharkTopus DinoCroc vs SuperGator
Swamp Shark Zombie Apocalypse
Frost Giant Annihilation Earth
Android Apocalypse Annacondas
Oh wait. All of those have been done by SyFy.
Ok. How about these:
Zombie-Dino-Moth vs Two-Headed-Spider-Conda.
Or you could add your own monsters:
Mega-Lemur vs Swamp-Parrot!
Killer-Puppet-Clowns from Mars!
Two-Headed-Death-Ponies vs Alien-Mega-Ticks!
Dino-Squirrel vs Croco-Pony!
Sharko-Pup vs Triassic-Dino-Wombat-inator!
Fire-Owls vs Frost-Hamsters!
Franken-Bambi vs Mega-Flopsie!
You get the drift.
There's an app in this. I called it. It's mine!