I went downstairs to make Ben some dinner and discovered a new form of life in the fridge.
It was way, way down the back hiding behind some cheese.
Bloody new life forms are always hiding behind cheese.
"It was the Camembert Officer!"Anyway, Ben suggested we keep it the icebox so that it can't escape like "The Thing" or develop language skills and decide to debate the meaning of the phrase "Hardline Presbyterian."
I had to take a photograph because I figure that my Monday night has been ruined so yours has to be too.
Not as bad as the "Egg Of Cthulhu" shown below:
At least it didn't try to suck my face off my skull.